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Old October 30th, 2019, 06:36 AM   #10816
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its been slow here. not seeing much. rut might just be kicking in but now its warmer than a nuns cunt.
Rut came in about a week ago here......and what are doin with my ex-wife?!?
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Old October 31st, 2019, 05:56 AM   #10817
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Whenever he leaves I hope it is in the back of a Black Maria.





ooooo right in the feelz!
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Old October 31st, 2019, 05:57 AM   #10818
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Rut came in about a week ago here......and what are doin with my ex-wife?!?



i am starting to realize, most women are cray. especially once they have kids.
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Old November 7th, 2019, 06:11 AM   #10819
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An old country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession. Like many young men his age, the boy didn't really know what he wanted to do, and he didn't seem too concerned about it. One day, while the boy was away at school, his father decided to try an experiment. He went into the boy's room and placed on his study table four objects:


1. Bible
2. Silver Dollar
3. Bottle of Whisky
4. Playboy magazine
"I'll just hide behind the door", the old preacher said to himself. "When he comes home from school today, I'll see which object he picks up."
"If it's the Bible, he's going to be a preacher like me, and what a blessing that would be !"
"If he picks up the dollar, he's going to be a business man, and that would be okay, too."
"But if he picks up the bottle, he's going to be a no-good drunken bum, and Lord, what a shame that would be."
"And worst of all if he picks up that magazine he's going to be a skirt-chasing womanizer."

The old man waited anxiously, and soon heard his son's footsteps as he entered the house whistling and heading for his room. The boy tossed his books on the bed, and as he turned to leave the room, he spotted the objects on the table. With curiosity in his eye, he walked over to inspect them.
He picked up the Bible and placed it under his arm.
Then he picked up the silver dollar and dropped into his pocket.
He uncorked the bottle of whisky and took a big drink, while he admired the magazine's centerfold.

"Lord have mercy", the old preacher disgustedly whispered, "He's going into politics!!"
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Old November 7th, 2019, 12:25 PM   #10820
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and he became.... Bill Clinton?
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Old November 8th, 2019, 01:54 PM   #10821
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i am starting to realize, most women are cray. especially once they have kids.
No women is the same women after growing and passing a human through there body.


You wouldn't be the same either..
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Old November 9th, 2019, 07:05 AM   #10822
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No women is the same women after growing and passing a human through there body.


You wouldn't be the same either..





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Old November 9th, 2019, 04:41 PM   #10823
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22 hours of labor...me: ever binge eat a 5lb bag of sugar free gummies? I launched a large calzone and some summer sausage across a room in one shot!
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c section for both of mine. wife realized after number 2 that no more will be being made she also mentioned something to the tone of epstein didnt kill himself
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c section for both of mine. wife realized after number 2 that no more will be being made she also mentioned something to the tone of epstein didnt kill himself
Both were a big blur for me, we had talked about having 3 but after seeing how pregnancy ravages the body, and adding the risk it just didn't make sense to push our luck, one girl one boy, no long term issues for mom is a win.
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Both were a big blur for me, we had talked about having 3 but after seeing how pregnancy ravages the body, and adding the risk it just didn't make sense to push our luck, one girl one boy, no long term issues for mom is a win.



same here, 1 boy 1 girl. I could not handle anymore kids, its hard enough with 2 and being self employed.
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After the first 3 girls, we figured either keep going and get a softball team, or try for a boy....got the boy. First one was 9lb 15 3/4 oz., labor was 20 minutes....damn near fell out. Stopped the natural thing after that and did C section for the next 5. The last 2 were after a vasectomy and 12 years hiatus, followed by that pair of rusty 16 penny nails to the crotch, 17 stitches and a whole lotta follow ups to figure out what happened to what......so heres the Segway, I would rather have my nuts ripped apart again then deal with any of the politicians we have currently or are running.
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